How Do Wars Start? Diplomats Tell Lies

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

A Comprehensive Education Is A Well-stocked Pharmacy: But We Have No Assurance That Potassium Cyanide Will Not Be Administered Fora Head Cold.

Ask Your Neighbor Only About Things You Know Better Yourself. Then His Advice Could Prove Valuable.

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How Unreliable Is The Woman Caught Being Faithful! Today She Is Faithful To You, Tomorrow To Another.