How Can I Be In Two Places

At Present There Are Such Goings-on That Everything Is At A Standstill.

Half The Lies Our Opponents Tell About Us Are Untrue.

Why Should We Put Ourselves Out Of Our Way To Do Anything For Posterity? For What Has Posterity Ever Done For Us?

Herodotus Is Not More Indisputably The Father Of History Than Is Sir Boyle Roche The Father Of Bulls. No Doubt There Were Makers Of Bulls Before His Day, Even As Brave Men Lived Before Agamemnon; But They Are Not Remembered, And If Their Bulls Have Survived Them They Are Credited To Sir Boyle By A Posterity Generously Forgiving And Forgetful Of His Famous Indictment.

Mr Speaker, I Smell A Rat; I See Him Forming In The Air And Darkening The Sky; But I Will Nip Him In The Bud.