Houston, We Have A Problem.

Back In World War Ii, We Viewed The Japanese As 'yellow, Slant-eyed Dogs' That Believed In Different Gods. They Were Out To Kill Us Because Our Way Of Living Was Different. We, In Turn, Wanted To Annihilate Them Because They Were Different. Does That Sound Familiar, By Any Chance, To What's Going On Today?

If It Wasn't Hard, Everyone Would Do It. It's The Hard That Makes It Great.

There Was Nothing To React To Except Wind And Trees [in Cast Away]. It Was Like Making A Silent Movie.

If They Could Offer Up A Way To Go To The Moon That Wouldn't Kill You, I'd Sign Up.

But Television, When I Was Doing It, Was All About Scoring. You Had To Make These Jokes Bang, Do Whatever You Could To Make The Material Really Pop. And If It Didn't, There Was Something Wrong With The Material, Or With You.