Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.