Hopefully Standup Will Become Special Again.

When I Was A Young Kid I Loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett And Jackie Vernon.

I Didn't Really Want To Kill Myself, It Just Made Me Feel Better To Know I Could If I Wanted To.

Well, Evolution's Just A Theory.' And, I'm Thinking To Myself, 'well, Thank Goodness Gravity's A Law.'

I Always Thought I Was Funny, But I Was Very Sensitive, And Very Provocative Just To Get A Rise Out Of People.

Is It Hard To Make A Living In Show Business? Yeah.