Hopefully Standup Will Become Special Again.

It Amazes Me That We Are All On Twitter And Facebook. By "we" I Mean Adults. We're Adults, Right? But Emotionally We're A Culture Of Seven-year-olds. Have You Ever Had That Moment When Are You Updating Your Status And You Realize That Every Status Update Is Just A Variation On A Single Request: "would Someone Please Acknowledge Me?

I Don't Really Compartmentalize Well. I'm In A State Of Anxiety And Panic A Lot, But It's For Different Reasons. It Used To Be Because I Had Nothing Going On, But I Work Very Hard And There Doesn't Seem To Be An End To It.

I Don't Seek Controversy. I Don't Seek To Antagonize. Sometimes It Happens, But I'm Not There To Argue Politics.

I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Think That George Bush Is Absolutely The Right President To Oversea The End Of The World.

I'm Not A Moron, But Science Fiction To Me Requires A Suspension Of Disbelief And Honest Curiosity Or Fascination In That Kind Of Bullshit. I've Just Never Been Able To Make That Jump, Really. I Like Things To Be More Organic.