Hope Makes A Good Breakfast. Eat Plenty

These Blithering Women Who Thought They Could Do A Man's Work. Why The Hell Couldn't They Stay At Home And Mind Their Pots And Pans And Stick To Their Frocks And Gossip And Leave Men's Work To The Men.

If You Interrupt The Writing Of Fast Narrative With Too Much Introspection And Self-criticism, You Will Be Lucky If You Write 500 Words A Day And You Will Be Disgusted With Them Into The Bargain. By Following My Formula, You Write 2,000 Words A Day And You Aren’t Disgusted With Them Until The Book Is Finished, Which Will Be In About Six Weeks.

Unfortunately Most Ways Of Making Big Money Take A Long Time. By The Time One Has Made The Money One Is Too Old To Enjoy It.

Most Marriages Don't Add Two People Together. They Subtract One From The Other.

As For Sex, Well, I Mean Sex Is A Perfectly Respectable Subject As Far As Shakespeare Is Concerned. I Mean, All History Is Love And Violence.