Hope Is Life's Essential Nutrient, And Love

I've Had A Lot Of Writers, In Particular, Who Said They Got Into Writing Because Of The 'van Dyke Show.' They Said It Looked Like Fun.

All Of Us Involved Say 'the Dick Van Dyke Show' Was The Best Five Years Of Our Lives. We Were Like Otters At Play.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.

I Like 'the Office.' I Particularly Like The British Version With Ricky Gervais. Of Course, I Liked The 'seinfeld' Show A Lot. I Thought That Was An Awfully Good Show.

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.