Hooray For Most Things!

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

I'm Tired Of Hearing About Innocent Victims. It's Fiction, If You Live On This Planet You're Guilty, Period, F*** You, Next Case, End Of Report. Your Birth Certificate Is Proof Of Guilt.

Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!