Hooray For Most Things!

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That.

There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions, And Wooooords.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?