Honesty Is The Best Policy.

We Should Make The Poor Uncomfortable And Kick Them Out Of Poverty.

There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Sleep Once You Are Dead

Little Minds Think And Talk About People. Average Minds Think And Talk About Things And Actions. Great Minds Think And Talk About Ideas.

A Father's A Treasure; A Brother's A Comfort; A Friend Is Both.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.