Honesty Is Always Good, Except When It's

...drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span.

Besides My Great Fashion Sense? I Play A Mean Harmonica.

Jeezum—humans Were Like Eggshells.

Please, I Begged Silently, Please Do Not Let My Last Moments On Earth Be Me Crammed Into A Tiny Boat In The Dark, Surrounded By Mechanical Singing Pirates.

There Are Terrific Models For Success With Reluctant Readers, But Many School Systems And State Governments Need To Set Aside Their 'not Invented Here' And 'we Have More Important Problems Than Education' Attitudes.