Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

Wheel Of Fortune Was An Important Sat Prep For Me.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

I Have A Keurig Coffee Maker, Which Is Really Kind Of A Luxury. It Was Given To Me By An Ex. I Realized When I'm Feeling Sentimental, I'll Gently, Tenderly Press The Button. Then When I Remember He Dumped Me, I Punch It.