Hollywood Is A Sewer With Service From

Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.