Hold On To Your Knickers, Girls!

I Don't Know Much About Football. I Know What A Goal Is, Which Is Surely The Main Thing About Football.

Drink Whatever You Like, Just So Long As It Coordinates With Your Nail Varnish.

I Believe In Creative Visualization.

I Don't Have A Nanny Or A Housekeeper, And I Only Have A Cleaner For One Hour Each Week. I Finish Work And Go Home. I Cook The Dinner. I Run Into Tesco And Do The Housework In The Evening.

So What If You End Up Buying A Size 6 Instead Of A 4? You Can Always Cut Out The Label At Home, And You’ll Pretty Soon Forget Whatever That Number Was Because You’ll Be Too Busy Admiring How Fantastic You Look.