Hold On To Your Knickers, Girls!

If You Have A Surreal Life Like I Do, You've Got To Have Fun Along The Way.

Just As I Love Women, I Love Gay Men. I Always Say It: Inside Me There Is A Gay Man Who Wants To Come Out.

Everyone's Showing Their Thong Out The Back Of Their Jeans. But You Shouldn't Wear Any. You Get A Better Line If You Wear No Knickers.

I Used To Feel Famous, But Now I Feel Successful.

Red Is A Strong, Happy, Optimistic Color, And I Like Having Fun With It, You Know? Like, When Colors Clash - I Love That Strangeness.