History, Sir, Will Tell Lies As Usual.

It Is Not That I Am So Clever; It Is That Everyone Else Is So Stupid.

If The Wicked Flourish And The Fittest Survive, Nature Must Be The God Of Rascals.

Assassination Is The Extreme Form Of Censorship.

The Single Biggest Problem In Communication Is The Illusion That It Has Taken Place.

A Nap, My Friend, Is A Brief Period Of Sleep Which Overtakes Superannuated Persons When They Endeavor To Entertain Unwelcome Visitors Or To Listen To Scientific Lectures.