History, Sir, Will Tell Lies As Usual.

An Actress Is Not A Lady; At Least, When She Is, She Is Not An Actress.

All Problems Are Finally Scientific Problems.

Our Way Of Getting An Army Able To Fight The German Army Is To Declare War On Germany Just As If We Had Such An Army, And Then Trust To The Appalling Resultant Peril And Disaster To Drive Us Into Wholesale Enlistment.

The English Are Not A Very Spiritual People, So They Invented Cricket To Give Them Some Idea Of Eternity.

Be As Romantic As You Please About Love ... But You Mustn't Be Romantic About Money.