History Is Never Surprising After It Happens.

The United States Has Become A Place Where Entertainers And Professional Athletes Are Mistaken For People Of Importance.

Never Own More Than You Can Carry In Both Hands At A Dead Run.

Anyone Who Considers Protocol Unimportant Has Never Dealt With A Cat.

Specialization Is For Insects... The Race Of Man? He's A Whole Other Creature.

There Is No Way That Writers Can Be Tamed And Rendered Civilized. Or Even Cured.