History Is An Omlette. The Eggs Are

Everybody Walks Past A Thousand Story Ideas Every Day.

And Yet.. Even If You Had Been Right, It Would Only Have Been By Accident. A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day.

Science Isn't Done By Consensus. It's Done By Rigorous Testing.

It's As If Every Conversation With A Woman Was A Test, And Men Always Failed It, Because They Always Lacked The Key To The Code And So They Never Quite Understood What The Conversation Was Really About.

He Would Always Speak The Language Of The Heart With An Awkward Foreign Accent.