History: A Collection Of Epitaphs.

If Put To The Pinch, An Ounce Of Loyalty Is Worth A Pound Of Cleverness.

Faith Is The Effort To Believe What Your Common Sense Tells You Is Not True.

Young Women With Ambitions Should Be Very Crafty And Cautious, Lest Mayhap They Be Caught In The Soft, Silken Mesh Of A Happy Marriage, And Go Down To Oblivion, Dead To The World.

When Certain Unmarried Men, Who Had Lost Their Capacity To Sin, Sat Indoors, Breathing Bad Air, And Passed Resolutions About What Was Right And What Wrong, Making Rules For The Guidance Of The People, Instead Of Trusting To The Natural, Happy Instincts Of The Individual, They Ushered In The Dark Ages. These Are The Gentlemen Who Blocked Human Evolution Absolutely For A Thousand Years.

Folks Who Never Do Any More Than They Get Paid For, Never Get Paid For Any More Than They Do