His Laugh Is Made If Porch Swings

When People Meet Me, Many Times They're Very Surprised Because They Expect Someone Who Is Kind Of Wacky With Seven Piercings And Very Hip And Cool And New York City, And I'm Not.

I Knew That He Was As Reliable As A Mathematical Formula.

I Don't Believe In The Concept Of A Soul Mate. Because We Are All Unique, But We're Also Simply Too Similar.

In Some Ways, Blogging Is Like Drinking - It Gives A Person Permission To Be A Total Asshole.

It's Weird - Sort Of Not Terribly Wise - To Take A Book That Was Successful And Then Change Its Cover.