His Computer Password Is "password.

Everyone Is Equal And Everyone Is Forced To Participate; You Can't Just Be A Spectator.

You Are Not Special. You Are Not A Beautiful Or Unique Snowflake. You're The Same Decaying Organic Matter As Everything Else.

Doesn't Reincarnation Strike You As Just Another Form Of Procrastination?

As The Stupidest Person In The Room, I Always Had The Most To Gain.

At The Last Minute, I Couldn't Wear The Hitler Mustache Because Tiger Stripe Ate It; And Then I Didn't Want To Take My Kitty And Risk His Coughing Up Some Big Nazi Hairball On Someone's Front Stoop.