His Brothers Were The Type; He Was

[regarding Us Conquest Of The Philippines] I Turn Green In Bed At Midnight If I Think Of The Horror Of A Year's Warfare In The Philippines ... We Must Slaughter A Million Or Two Foolish Malays In Order To Give Them The Comforts Of Flannel Petticoats And Electric Railways.

It Is Now Conceded That All Idea Of British Intervention Is At An End... I Want To Hug The Army Of The Potomac. I Want To Get The Whole Army Of Vicksburg Drunk At My Own Expense. I Want To Fight Some Small Man And Lick Him.

If It Were Worth While To Argue A Paradox, One Might Maintain That Nature Regards The Female As The Essential, The Male As The Superfluity Of Her World. Perhaps The Best Starting-point For Study Of The Virgin Would Be A Practical Acquaintance With Bees, And Especially With Queen Bees.

Politics Is Simply The Organization Of Hatreds.

I Want To Be Advertised And The Easiest Way Is To Do Something Obnoxious And Do It Well.