High Heels Were Invented By A Woman

The Evening Papers Print What They Do And Get Away With It Because By Afternoon The Human Mind Is Ruined Anyhow.

Truth, Like Milk, Arrives In The Dark But Even So, Wise Dogs Don't Bark. Only Mongrels Make It Hard For The Milkman To Come Up The Yard.

It's A Good Thing To Turn Your Mind Upside Down Now And Then, Like An Hour-glass, To Let The Particles Run The Other Way.

My Prayer Is That What We Have Gone Through [world War One] Will Startle The World Into Some New Realization Of The Sanctity Of Life, Animal As Well As Human.

A Doctor Is Advertised By The Bodies He Cures. My Business Is Advertised By The Minds I Stimulate. And Let Me Tell You That The Book Business Is Different From Other Trades. People Don't Know They Want Books. I Can See Just By Looking At You That Your Mind Is Ill For Lack Of Books But You Are Blissfully Unaware Of It!