Hey, A Disclaimer About Me: I’m Rude.

Bribes And Boy Bands. That’s All You Need To Be A Babysitter.

I Really Think Guys Only Need Two Pairs Of Shoes. A Nice Pair Of Black Shoes And A Pair Of Chuck Taylors.

[being Role Model ]is Good For Me Mentally, Selfishly, And It's Also Nice To Try To Do That For, Especially, Younger Women. I Mean, It's Scary As Hell. ... I Worry About It, But I Think It's A Good Thing To Try To Do.

I Had To Learn A Skill Set. I Think I Had The Materials To Be A Good Comedy Writer.

I Would Love If Gay Men Responded To Me. All I Want Is For Many Gay Men To Dress Up As Me For Halloween.