He's An Honest Politician--he Stays Bought.

Never Try To Outstubborn A Cat.

Small Change Can Often Be Found Under Seat Cushions.

I Was There To See Beautiful Naked Women. So Was Everybody Else. It's A Common Failing.

A Competent And Self-confident Person Is Incapable Of Jealousy In Anything. Jealousy Is Invariably A Symptom Of Neurotic Insecurity.

If You Would Know A Man, Observe How He Treats A Cat.