He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing From Something.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.