He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

Some Of The Greatest Love Affairs I've Known Have Involved One Actor-unassisted.

The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.