He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

The Worst-tempered People I've Ever Met Were People Who Knew They Were Wrong.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.