Heroin, Forget It. In My Neighborhood, I

I'm In Favor Of Personal Growth As Long As It Doesn't Include Malignant Tumors.

"no Comment" Is A Comment.

Don’t Just Teach Your Children To Read… Teach Them To Question What They Read. Teach Them To Question Everything.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

If You Take Five White Guys And Put 'em With Five Black Guys, And Let 'em Hang Around Together For About A Month, And At The End Of The Month, You'll Notice That The White Guys Are Walking And Talking And Standing Like The Black Guys Do. You'll Never See The Black Guys Going, "oh, Golly! We Won The Big Game Today, Yes Sir!" But You'll See Guys With Red Hair Named Duffy Going, "what's Happenin'?"