Here's To Democracy. May We Get The

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

The Us Is Our Trading Partner, Our Neighbour, Our Ally And Our Friend... And Sometimes We'd Like To Give Them Such A Smack!

The Reality Is That When Three Or Four Networks Are At The Table With Three Or Four Political Parties, Someone Is Going To Be The Victim.

When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.