Here In America We So Are For

I'm A Valley Girl. You Can't Get Me Out Of The Valley, I'm Still Here.

I Gained 80 Pounds For My Pregnancy So This Is Like My Coming Out Party.

I Was Really Stuck In The Whole Farah Fawcett Hairdo Long After It Was Past Being In Fashion.

I Have Been Blessed In My Career And I Was Able To Afford The Extra Procedures And Everything To Have My Children. Does That Make Me A Better Mother Than Someone Who Cannot Afford It? No, Of Course Not.

Yeah, Baby! I Didn't Get To Keep The Pink Baby Doll Outfit, But I Wish I Did Because People Are Always Telling Me I Should Wear It.