Her Hair Is Smoldering. Her Face Was

You Have To Read A Lot So You Know What Good Writing Looks Like And You Get Inspired. You Have To Write A Lot Because It's Like A Sport - You Have To Practice. And, Also, You Have To Persevere. Don't Give Up. I Got Rejected On My First Book, Like, 14 Times, But I Just Kept Going. So Believe In Yourself And Don't Give Up.

I Am Never, Ever, Going To Make Things Easy For You, Seaweed Brain. Get Used To It.

Scrawny? Baby, I Invented Scrawny. Scrawny Is The New Sizzling Hot.

Die,human! Die, Silly Polluting Nasty Person!

The Friday Before Winter Break, My Mom Packed Me An Overnight Bag And A Few Deadly Weapons And Took Me To A New Boarding School.