Henry Viii Had So Many Wives Because

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

Galvani Was Mistaken About The Amount Of Electricity In Frogs, But He Had Some Good Ideas, Too, For The Galvanometer Is Named In His Honor, And You Don't Have Galvanometers Named After You Merely For Making A Mistake About A Frog.

A Hermit Is Simply A Person To Whom Civilization Has Failed To Adjust Itself.

I Borrow To Pay My Honest Debts And Not To Squander Foolishly. What's More, I Confine My Borrowing To Those Who Can Well Afford It. I Don't Go Around Sponging On Widows And Orphans Unless They Have Plenty.