Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like

Servants, When Their Lords No Longer Sway, Their Minds No More To Righteous Courses Bend.

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

Everyone Knows Rock N' Roll Attained Perfection In 1974. It's A Scientific Fact.

Come, Weave Us A Scheme So I Can Pay Them Back! Stand Beside Me, Athena, Fire Me With Daring, Fierce As The Day We Ripped Troy's Glittering Crown Of Towers Down. Stand By Me - Furious Now As Then, My Bright-eyed One - And I Would Fight Three Hundred Men, Great Goddess, With You To Brace Me, Comrade-in-arms In Battle!

The Stars Never Lie, But The Astrologers Lie About The Stars.