He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart

Thank God For Baseball.

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'

No Man In The History Of Baseball Had As Much Power As . No Man.

I Guess You Could Say I'm What This Country Is All About.

Don't Do As I Did. I'm Living Proof Of How Not To Live.