Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.

Believe Me, You Don't Walk Away From The Kind Of Money You Make With A Daily Television Show. You Might Get Awful Tired Of It Sometimes, But Take A Second Look At The Check And You Get Less Tired Right Away.

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.