He Treats Me Like The Dirt Under

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

I Seriously Object To Seeing On The Screen What Belongs In The Bedroom.

Even If They Had It In The Streets, I Wouldn't Go.

Coffee Isn't My Cup Of Tea.