He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow.

Pardoning The Bad, Is Injuring The Good.

Since Thou Are Not Sure Of A Minute, Throw Not Away An Hour.

Sin Is Not Hurtful Because It Is Forbidden, But It Is Forbidden Because It Is Hurtful.

When You Are Done Changing, You're Done.

I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.