He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A

He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A Baseball Player. He Said Things Like 'nevertheless' And 'if, In Fact.

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.

Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For Little Bugs And Sinkerball Pitchers.

It's Easy To Enjoy Your Job And Enjoy Other People When Things Are Going Good. When You're Faced With Adversity Is When The Character Of Men Is Measured. There's A Mennonite Proverb, 'man, Like A Tree, Is Measured Best When Cut Down.'