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Bohemia Is Nothing More Than The Little Country In Which You Do Not Live. If You Try To Obtain Citizenship In It, At Once The Court And Retinue Pack The Royal Archives And Treasure And Move Away Beyond The Hills.

A Story With A Moral Appended Is Like The Bill Of A Mosquito. It Bores You, And Then Injects A Stinging Drop To Irritate Your Conscience.

The Most Notable Thing About Time Is That It Is So Purely Relative. A Large Amount Of Reminiscence Is, By Common Consent, Conceded To The Drowning Man; And It Is Not Past Belief That One May Review An Entire Courtship While Removing One's Gloves.

Beauty Is Nature In Perfection; Circularity Is Its Chief Attribute. Behold The Full Moon, The Enchanting Golf Ball, The Domes Of Splendid Temples, The Huckleberry Pie, The Wedding Ring, The Circus Ring, The Ring For The Waiter, And The "round" Of Drinks.

There Is A Saying That No Man Has Tasted The Full Flavour Of Life Until He Has Known Poverty, Love And War. The Justness Of This Reflection Commends It To The Lover Of Condensed Philosophy. The Three Conditions Embrace About All There Is In Life Worth Knowing. A Surface Thinker Might Deem That Wealth Should Be Added To The List. Not So. When A Poor Man Finds A Long-hidden Quarter-dollar That Has Slipped Through A Rip Into His Vest Lining, He Sounds The Pleasure Of Life With A Deeper Plummet Than Any Millionaire Can Hope To Cast.