He Marries Best Who Puts It Off

The Ideal State For A Philosopher, Indeed, Is Celibacy Tempered By Polygamy.

People Say We Need Religion When What They Really Mean Is We Need Police.

The Only Really Respectable Protestants Are The Fundamentalists. Unfortunately, They Are Also Palpable Idiots.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.