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Here Lies David Garrick, Describe Me Who Can, An Abridgment Of All That Was Pleasant In Man.

I Have Visited Many Countries, And Have Been In Cities Without Number, Yet Never Did I Enter A Town Which Could Not Produce Ten Or Twelve Little Great Men; All Fancying Themselves Known To The Rest Of The World, And Complimenting Each Other Upon Their Extensive Reputation.

I Do Not Love A Man Who Is Zealous For Nothing.

Nobody With Me At Sea But Myself.

They Say Women And Music Should Never Be Dated.