He Laughs Best Who Laughs Least.

Emotion, N. A Prostrating Disease Caused By A Determination Of The Heart To The Head. It Is Sometimes Accompanied By A Copious Discharge Of Hydrated Chloride Of Sodium From The Eyes.

Digestion, N. The Conversion Of Victuals Into Virtues. When The Process Is Imperfect, Vices Are Evolved Instead - A Circumstance From Which That Wicked Writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, Infers That The Ladies Are The Greater Sufferers From Dyspepsia.

Recollect, V. To Recall With Additions Something Not Previously Known.

Rebel, N. A Proponent Of A New Misrule Who Has Failed To Establish It.

Arena, N. In Politics, An Imaginary Rat-pit In Which The Statesman Wrestles With His Record.