He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.

No Scandal About Queen Elizabeth, I Hope?

There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without A Little Ill-nature - The Malice Of A Good Thing Is The Barb That Makes It Stick.

Though I Never Scruple A Lie To Serve My Master, It Hurts One's Conscience To Be Found Out!

You Write With Ease, To Show Your Breeding, But Easy Writing's Vile Hard Reading.

Do Thou Snatch Treasures From My Lips, And I'll Take Kingdoms Back From Thine.