He Invented Kung Fu When Translated To

Like God's Own Chocolate, I'd Lick Her Shadow Off A Hot Sidewalk

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!

She's Evil. Evil, Evil, Evil. I Want To See Her Naked.

The Gourney, The Big File Drawers Of The Dead, The Instruments Of Dissection - This Sure Looked Like The Morgues In The Movies. Something Had Gone Seriously Wrong While She Slept.

If You Like What You're Reading, I Probably Wrote It.