He Has The Attention Span Of A

Carlton Mellick Iii Has The Craziest Book Titles And The Kinkiest Fans!

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

Well They're Pissed Off And They're Hungry. I Was Kind Of Busy Trying Not To Get My Brains Eaten. They Seemed Pretty Adamant About The Brain-eating Thing. Then They're Going To Ikea, I Guess

For Me, 'lamb' Started Out As A Further Exploration Of The Phenomenon Of Faith And The Responsibility Of A Messiah That I Touched On In 'coyote Blue' And 'island Of The Sequined Love Nun,' But It Ended Up Being An Exploration Of The True Meaning Of Sacrifice, Loyalty, And Friendship.

Diogenes Carried A Bowl With Him For Years, But One Day Saw A Man Drinking From His Cupped Palm And Declared, ‘i Have Been A Fool, Burdened All These Years By The Weight Of A Bowl When A Perfectly Good Vessel Lay At The End Of My Wrist.