He Doesn't Move His Face When He

Running For Office Is The Least Aerobic Of The Socially Interactive Sports.

I Can Like Men Who Are A Little Light In The Loafers.

I Feel So Agitated All The Time, Like A Hamster In Search Of A Wheel.

Resentment Is Like Drinking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die.

All I Know Is That You Can Chop Up All The Onions And The Whatevers You Want And Put It On Top Of Caviar, But You Still Can't Disguise The Fact That You're Eating Fish Eggs. Ugh!