He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting

I Have Been Devoured All My Life By An Incurable And Burning Impatience: And To This Day Find All Oratory, Biography, Operas, Films, Plays, Books, And Persons, Too Long.

The Almighty Is A Wonderful Handicapper: He Will Not Give Us Everything.

I Have Always Wanted To Be A Man, If Only For The Reason That I Would Like To Have Gauged The Value Of My Intellect.

Rich Men's Houses Are Seldom Beautiful, Rarely Comfortable, And Never Original. It Is A Constant Source Of Surprise To People Of Moderate Means To Observe How Little A Big Fortune Contributes To Beauty.

[on Spiritualism:] I Always Knew The Living Talked Rot, But It's Nothing To The Rot The Dead Talk.