He Caught Her As If He Were

Did You Ever Think That In A Past Life Alec Was An Old Woman With Ninety Cats Who Was Always Yelling At The Neighborhood Kids To Get Off Her Lawn? Because I Do.

Love Makes Liars Of Us All.

And I Remind You Of Your Mother Now? I Have Got To Look Into A Manlier Cologne.

Alec Had His Arms Around Magnus And Was Kissing Him, Full On The Mouth. Magnus, Who Appeared To Be In A State Of Shock, Stood Frozen.

Other People Have Shrubbery In Their Gardens. You Have A Bottomless Pit.