He Can Run Anytime He Wants. I'm

Third Ain't So Bad If Nothin' Is Hit To You.

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

You Can Get Old Pretty Young If You Don't Take Care Of Yourself.

Ninety Percent Of The Game (baseball) Is Half Mental.