Having Children Is What A Woman Is

You Play A Part, And As Soon As A Movie Is Over And The Camera Stops, You Go Home And You're Not Really Responsible For What You've Done.

I Wish I Played An Instrument, But I Could Never Decide Which One, And I Ended Up Playing Nothing.

I Wish I Had Had A Great Disappointment, A Real One.

It's Pleasant And Bothersome And Embarrassing All At Once. Especially When You Haven't Done Much And Are A Celebrity.

I Want To Feel Good, I Want To Feel Proud, I Want To Feel That I Give Someone Enough And That I Get Enough.