Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.