Have You No Morals, Man?' 'can't Afford

You Can Always Tell An Old Soldier By The Inside Of His Holsters And Cartridge Boxes. The Young Ones Carry Pistols And Cartridges; The Old Ones, Grub.

The Universal Regard For Money Is The One Hopeful Fact In Our Civilization.

I Love Little Children Too But I Don't Cut Off Their Heads And Stick Them In Vases.

A Book Is Like A Child: It Is Easier To Bring It Into The World Than To Control It When It Is Launched There.

You Must Not Suppose, Because I Am A Man Of Letters, That I Never Tried To Earn An Honest Living.