Have I Not Destroyed My Enemy When

The Man Who Stands By And Says Nothing, When The Peril Of His Government Is Discussed, Can Not Be Misunderstood. If Not Hindered, He Is Sure To Help The Enemy.

Two Of My Favorite Things Are Sitting On My Front Porch Smoking A Pipe Of Sweet Hemp, And Playing My Hohner Harmonica.

I Am For Those Means Which Will Give The Greatest Good To The Greatest Number.

Everybody Appreciates A Compliment.

Lincoln Called Laughter "the Joyous, Beautiful, Universal Evergreen Of Life."